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House Plant Marker - Thirsty Bitch

House Plant Marker - Thirsty Bitch

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Thirsty Bitch — your plant's daily affirmation. This laser-engraved house plant marker stands about 5 inches tall, bringing personality and motivation to your green space. Is it the plant channeling unstoppable resilience? Or your reminder that both you and your leafy friend can weather anything? Either way, it's a conversation starter that transforms plant care into something playful and empowering.

Approximately 5 inches tall

Specially priced — order 4 or more and get an automatic discount.

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Wilting potted plant with wooden speech bubble sign reading "Thirsty Bitch" on kitchen counter
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