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House Plant Marker - Fuck If I Know

House Plant Marker - Fuck If I Know

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Fuck If I Know — your plant's daily affirmation. This laser-engraved house plant marker stands about 5 inches tall, bringing personality and motivation to your green space. Is it the plant channeling unstoppable resilience? Or your reminder that both you and your leafy friend can weather anything? Either way, it's a conversation starter that transforms plant care into something playful and empowering.

Approximately 5 inches tall

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